The plain old telephone services has been available almost since the late 19th century—in a form, mostly unchanged to the normal user despite the introduction of Touch-Tone dialing, electronic telephone exchanges and fiber-optic communication into the public switched telephone network. But things are about to change with users like yourself.

•	Want to ask him/her out, but just can’t do it? Well have one of our TelEmoticons to say it for you. It’s like having a third person on the call talking.
•	You’re really pissed at someone? Well... have one of the TelEmoticons say the F, A or D word for you!
•	Don’t feel like talking, but you’ve got to return a few phone call. Call them up using TelEmoticon and play one of our many “excuses” that will play, "Honey, hang-up the damn phone help me change the diapers!"

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